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Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.

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First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

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Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

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The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

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The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

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How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife.