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I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

Funny quote about avoiding false intimacy, with playful, witty humor about money and boundaries.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I only reserve the title 'daddy' for serious retail negotiations ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ›๏ธ #RetailTherapyGoals"


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