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I’m not calling anyone daddy unless I’m asking for money for the mall.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I only reserve the title 'daddy' for serious retail negotiations 💰🛍️ #RetailTherapyGoals"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asking, calling, daddy, humor, mall, money, relationship, shopping on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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