My parents told me Santa wasnβt real when I was 16. Jokes on them, because Iβm at the mall right now, and guess whoβs here. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like the jolly guy with a beard has some explaining to do! π π€π Related funny posts π€ βSanta isnβt real!β Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall. Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved. A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. Santa: “Donβt leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”