74 Funny nice quotes

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If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.
Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.
I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.
When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.
My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

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5 months ago
Share →: Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, being kind never goes out of style 🔥🌎 Let's sprinkle some kindness around and hope we don't accidentally put out the flames! 😅🔥 #KindnessOverChaos"
5 months ago
Share →: When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between appreciating the fancy attire and eagerly awaiting its swift removal 🤭💃🚀 #FashionVsDesire"
5 months ago
Share →: I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Commentary:
"Looks like the government shutdown is putting more pressure on your wardrobe than on politicians! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe we should all show up in our pajamas and call it a day! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Commentary:
Oh, who needs sweet nothings when you've got syrupy waffles! 🥞🥓 Take it from maple to mouthwatering with this breakfast talk that's sure to leave you craving more than just pancakes… or maybe not. 😉

Who knew breakfast could be so steamy? Just imagine the sizzle of bacon, the crispiness of waffles, and the ooey-gooey goodness of maple syrup drizzling down… It's a breakfast love story waiting to happen!
5 months ago
Share →: “Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Commentary:
🤣💁‍♂️ "Oh Instagram, always pointing fingers instead of looking in the mirror! Nice try, but maybe focus on your own house before asking for renovations elsewhere! 😂🔨"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where happy little trees are painted with a side of intimidation 😳🖌️🕴️ Who knew the joy of painting could lead to the art of organized crime? 🎨💰 #HappyAccidents #CriminalMasterpiece"
5 months ago
Share →: I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Commentary:
"May your day be as fabulous as my *bootylicious* behind 🍑💁‍♀️ Remember, good vibes only! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Commentary:
Looks like someone really pushed the limits of holiday spirit! 🎅🧝‍♂️ Let's just hope Santa doesn't have CCTV footage of that incident. 📹😂 Remember, desperate times call for desperate measures! 🤭🎁
5 months ago
Share →: You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'adulting' competition – who can adult the hardest? 🏡💪 Don't worry, owning a house is great until you realize the never-ending to-do list that comes with it. Enjoy your nice day and let them revel in their mortgage payments! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Commentary:
"Ah, adulthood – where feeling tired is just a sign that you're fully awake and present in the chaos! 😅 Embrace the tiredness and power through, because naps are a luxury now. Have an 'energetic' day ahead! 💪😄"