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3 months ago
Share →: Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

Commentary:
Oh, the cruel irony of adulting hitting harder than expected! 🙈💁‍♀️ Who knew that "having it all" also meant having all the bills, responsibilities, and empty wine bottles? 🍷🏠 Hang in there, ladies – at least the apartment is nice! 💪😂 #AdultingAtItsFinest
4 months ago
Share →: Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

Commentary:
"Sure, being skinny is great and all, but have you ever experienced the sheer joy of sinking your teeth into a crispy golden chicken nugget? 🍗😋 Sometimes, the deliciousness of fried goodness outweighs the desire for a slim waistline. So, why choose when you can have the best of both worlds – enjoy those chicken nuggets guilt-free! 💁‍♀️🍟"
4 months ago
Share →: I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

Commentary:
"Being nice is just my default setting because let's face it, my face does most of the talking for me 😜🤷‍♂️ #uglybutkind"
$Funny nice quotes - You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.$

4 months ago
Share →: You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

Commentary:
"When you have to choose between a relaxing evening and diving headfirst into the world of fractions and long division…well, there goes the peace ☕📚🤯 #ParentingStruggles #MathMadness"
4 months ago
Share →: The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

Commentary:
Ah, the perks of aging gracefully – stumbling into the bushes sober like a true pro! Who knew that growing older would come with such exciting surprises, like letting gravity do all the work for you. Embrace the graceful elegance of becoming one with nature, shrubbery and all!
4 months ago
Share →: I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Commentary:
"Unfortunately, it seems some people treat religion like a cheat code for righteousness, but forgot to activate the kindness option 🎮😂 Let's hope they find the moral compass DLC soon!"
5 months ago
Share →: One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old gender divide! When a woman says 'Smell this,' it's like a fragrant bouquet of roses awaits. But when a man says it, well, let's just say it's a risky olfactory adventure. Proceed with caution and a clothespin on standby!"
5 months ago
Share →: Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you.

Commentary:
"Remember, in the world of elementary school, teachers are like secret agents – they know all your embarrassing secrets thanks to the little informants running around in their classroom. So, be kind to them, unless you want your dirty laundry aired out during the next parent-teacher conference!"
5 months ago
Share →: It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Commentary:
"Surprising, right? It's like stumbling upon a unicorn in a sea of donkeys. Who knew genuine kindness could exist without a secret plot to take over the world? It's like finding a diamond in the rough, except this diamond doesn't come with any fine print or sneaky terms and conditions. Keep an eye out for these rare specimens – they're the real MVPs in a world full of undercover operators."
5 months ago
Share →: That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Ah, the infamous hour-long Twitter scroll – the digital equivalent of falling down a rabbit hole 🐇. Just remember, the only way is up! See you guys tomorrow for another round of social media shenanigans 📱😅."