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95 Funny nice quotes

Funny nice quotes poke fun at the awkward, overly polite, or “too nice for their own good” moments we all know too well! 😂😇 Whether it’s smiling through rage, saying “no worries” when you’re actually fuming, or being “nice” just to avoid conflict, these quotes remind us that being nice can be a full-time comedy act. Because sometimes, nice people are just *very* polite comedians! 😆🎭🤝

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

When they dress up really nice, but all you can think about is the thrill of taking it off.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

Posted onJan 29, 2025

It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Being a dinosaur sounds kinda nice. No bills, no work, just extinct.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

Posted onJan 26, 2025

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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