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"Exploring new paths and meeting my step goals—who knew getting lost could be so productive? 😂🚶♂️📈"
112 Funny nice quotes
A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.
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When she calls you a "nice guy," just remember: you're only one fedora away from becoming a meme 🤠😂
Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.
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Looks like I’ve finally found my calling in life as the ultimate medium ugly enthusiast; now I just need to work on my wardrobe! 😂👖😎
Watching my wife absolutely hate my daughter’s boyfriend while being nice and hospitable to him has made me question every interaction I’ve had with another human being in my life.
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When you've been looking through rose-colored glasses your whole life but suddenly realize they were actually fogged up lenses 😂😅 #LifeLessons #MomSkills 👀🍸
Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.
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When my dog sees me in jeans instead of pajamas, he assumes I'm going to the Met Gala 🐶👖😆
If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.
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When we unleash our inner sarcastic dueling skills, it's the Olympics of wit! 🥇😏
My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.
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Sending a little rain to water those seeds of discontent 🌧️🌱😂
Nice tweets, bro. What medications are you on?
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Sounds like your tweets got more personality than my laundry hamper! 😂🧦 #TweetTherapist
Men are only nice for 3 weeks, then surprise you with another personality.
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So true! It's like dating a Transformer, but without the cool car upgrade 😂🚗💥
It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.
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As long as it doesn't come with a 90s soundtrack, I'm in! 🎶😅🙌