11 Funny online dating quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

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  Commentary:
  😂 "Applying to jobs on Indeed: where I swipe right and they swipe left! 🏃‍♂️💼💔"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

  Commentary:
  "Guess true love really *is* priceless—or at least requires a 6-digit PIN! 👑💌💸"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, find your perfect match and conspira-'see' together on a whole new level! 👁️🔍 Who knew uncovering the truth could be so romantic? Swipe right for chemtrails, left for lizard people! 🦎💕 #TrueLoveOrIlluminati"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

  Commentary:
  "Seeking a pay pal over a sugar daddy – because who needs roses when you can have direct deposits? 💰💸 #SecureTheBag #ModernLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

  Commentary:
  "Hot singles in your area! 🌶️💔 They're like elusive unicorns – tempting but always out of reach. Better luck next time, champ! 😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about standing out from the crowd on Bumble! 🦹‍♂️ Who knew a dark sense of humor could attract so much attention? 👀 Remember, it's all fun and games until someone brings a chainsaw to the first date! 🔪😂 Just another day in the unpredictable world of online dating! 📱💔

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a relationship when you can have an audience for your life updates? 🤳👀 Swipe left for love, right for story views! 😂 #InstaFamous"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing the perfect dating app for those who always swipe left on common sense! 🤦‍♂️💔 OK Stupid, where intelligence takes a backseat and compatibility is found in cluelessness. Who needs brains when you have a 'match' made in confusion? 😂🧠 #SwipingOnStupidity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

  Commentary:
  "Swipe left for easy mode, swipe right for hard mode! 🔄📶 Who knew dating could be so challenging? Maybe there's a secret cheat code somewhere… 🕵️‍♂️💔 #DatingDilemmas"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

  Commentary:
  "Swipe right for that delicious meal! 🍔🔥 Who needs takeout when you can find your perfect match and have them deliver food to your heart (and stomach) with just a tap? Bon appétit and happy swiping! 📱❤️"

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