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13 Funny online dating quotes

Funny online dating quotes ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฌ capture the hilarious ups and downs of swiping, messaging, and awkward first dates! Whether youโ€™re dodging ghosters ๐Ÿ‘ป or celebrating a perfect match ๐Ÿ’–, these witty lines bring lighthearted laughs to the wild world of digital romance. Ready to scroll through some chuckles and relatable moments? Letโ€™s dive into the funniest takes on finding love in the age of apps! ๐Ÿ“ฑโค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ”ฅ

I love when certain people post their dating app convos, and you get to see what a conversation between two really boring people looks like.

Posted on5 days ago5 days ago

Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Hot singles in your area! They donโ€™t want to talk to you. But theyโ€™re there.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Changed my bio on bumble to โ€œIโ€™m gonna murder ur whole familyโ€ and guys still responded.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Tinder is a food delivery app if youโ€™re good at it.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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