Using Indeed feels like being an ugly guy on a dating app. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image … Commentary:😂 "Applying to jobs on Indeed: where I swipe right and they swipe left! 🏃♂️💼💔" Related funny posts 🤝 Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet. Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level. I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job. A dating app for people who are way too into cookies, called Crumble. Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.