My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

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Looks like your soulmate hit the “unfriend” button instead of the “reply with love” one 😂💔 But hey, who needs soulmates when you’ve got memes, right? Keep those posts coming and maybe they’ll come crawling back for more! 🤷‍♂️📱

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