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Funny passenger quotes
I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.
3 weeks ago
Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.
4 weeks ago
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
4 weeks ago
You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.
3 months ago
Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.
3 months ago
To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.
3 months ago
Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”
3 months ago
When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.
3 months ago