Funny passenger quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

  Commentary:
  "Priorities: keeping fries safe since day one! 🚗🍟😄 #FoodOverFriends"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

  Commentary:
  "🚗 Elbow etiquette 101: my car, my throne, my middle piece. 😂 Keep your elbows to your seat or prepare for a joust! 🤺"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the passenger seat in a Cybertruck is reserved exclusively for Elon Musk's ego! 🚗👤 #LonelyRide

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

  Commentary:
  "Guess who's not getting behind the wheel on this adventure? 🚗👸 Safety first, folks! Let the passenger princess reign supreme! 👑😄"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

  Commentary:
  "Let this be a friendly reminder to always drive safely, unless you want your passengers to inherit grandpa's knack for drama!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

  Commentary:
  "When your car starts giving you unsolicited fashion critiques, it might be time for a spring purse cleaning! 🚗👜 #HeavyHandbagProblems #SafetyFirstFashionSecond"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

  Commentary:
  "If you're going to be a backseat driver, at least do it quietly 🚗💥 Otherwise, it's going to be a real scream fest in here! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

  Commentary:
  Looks like priorities have shifted from seating comfort to hydration on the go! 🚗💦 Who needs a passenger when you have a trusty cupholder companion? 😅 #HydrationStation

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

  Commentary:
  "Airlines be like: 'Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn't think everyone would bring a bag!' 🤷‍♂️✈️ Looks like they underestimated our packing skills again. Brace yourselves for the Tetris challenge of fitting all those bags in the overhead bins! 😂🧳 #TravelStruggles"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

  Commentary:
  "Seatbelt? Check. Prayers? Double check. 🙏 Hold on tight, folks – we're in for a wild ride with the sisterly speedster at the wheel! 🚗💨 #SurvivorModeActivated"

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