I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Enjoying that premium silent service experience! π€«ππ Related funny posts π€ My Uber driver didnβt try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars. Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then itβs a soap opera. Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent. Someone told me I wasnβt thinking clearly, as if thatβs even an option. I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.