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I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

Commentary:
"Priorities: keeping fries safe since day one! 🚗🍟😄 #FoodOverFriends"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged distracted, distracted driving, drive, driving, driving humor, effect, food, humor, i, passenger, passenger effect, person, road, road safety, safety, seat, sitting on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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