I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Priorities: keeping fries safe since day one! 🚗🍟😄 #FoodOverFriends" Related funny posts 🤝 You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”. You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. “I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries. It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.