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No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

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One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

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I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

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I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

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I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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Breaking via Facebook:

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

Spotted on WeChat:

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

Going bananas on Reddit:

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

Spotted on Messenger:

My husband and I are doing a workshop. He works and I’ll shop.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

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80 shares on Twitch this month:

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

20 shares on Instagram this month:

If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

23 shares on WeChat this month:

Swimming is so embarrassing, everyone can see you want to be alive.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

YOLO because stupid people don’t know what Carpe Diem means.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

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We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

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69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

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I mean, sex is all right, but have you ever experienced the sheer sensuality of having rock-solid proof that a problem at work was someone else’s fault, even though it really, really looked like it was yours?

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Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

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I’ve come to the conclusion that my guardian angel is very possessive about me.

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He was only called Mr. Pepper until he published his groundbreaking research on fizzics.

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As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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Why are fish the only thing you can monger? Let me monger some other stuff.

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“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

Lucky for me, I don’t have enough friends for an intervention.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because I’m a recovering people pleaser.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has shared:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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Just shared via Facebook:

Love is not pushing them down the stairs when you have the opportunity.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

Spotted on Pinterest:

“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

Spotted on Threads:

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

Spotted on Instagram:

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Making waves on Discord:

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

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