Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Commentary:
“Been there, done that, got the T-shirt, lost the T-shirt, found the T-shirt, lost it again… sounds like a never-ending cycle of life’s lessons! 🤦‍♂️🔄 #LifeLessons #NeverLearn”

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