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"Been there, done that, got the T-shirt, lost the T-shirt, found the T-shirt, lost it again… sounds like a never-ending cycle of life's lessons! 🤦‍♂️🔄 #LifeLessons #NeverLearn"

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52 shares on Snapchat this month:

Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, they’re from me.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

69 shares on Slack this month:

You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

I am just a man, a man who told a woman to calm down, so I guess this is goodbye.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

10 shares on Reddit this month:

Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

53 shares on YouTube this month:

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

77 shares on Twitch this month:

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

31 shares on Reddit this month:

Dudes get a MacBook, and all of a sudden, they got work to do in public places.

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Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are?

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has copied:

That stupid look on my face is my face.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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My shadow quit because I’m too boring.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

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Talking to the stars because people suck.

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Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

Going viral on TikTok:

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Just landed via Threads:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

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I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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Every day I tell myself, “You got this,” and every day, “this” gets weirder.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Nosferatu 2024, Frankenstein 2025, and Werwulf 2026. I was born at exactly the right time.

It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

Nobody cleans better than someone who’s pissed off.

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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