I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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Ah, the rare and elusive “triple-checking my mistakes” approach – a foolproof way to really make sure you’ve messed up properly! 😂🙈 Who needs to learn from errors when you can master them repeatedly, right? Remember, practice makes perfect… mistakes! 🤪 #OopsIDidItAgain

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