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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

Commentary:
"Who has time for one mistake when you can have a collection? 🤷‍♂️ Keep 'em coming for that extra dose of certainty! 😂 #ProfessionalMistakeMaker"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, i, just, know, learning, life, mistake, repetition, same, sure, times on Oct 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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