Funny retro quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mystery tape: it's either a home movie, a forgotten blockbuster, or an intimate encounter with 'The Blob'! 📼🤔🍿"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the original 'Skip Intro' that no one dared to fast-forward 😂🔍🎥 #VHSNostalgia"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the 80s, where even your bed could quench your thirst! 🛏️💦 Who needs to walk to the kitchen when you can just sip from your waterbed? Talk about convenience – and potential for a soggy morning! 😂 #ThrowbackThirsty"

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