Funny retro quotes

• All I want I for Christmas is to go to the mall in 1986.

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  1 week ago

  1986, Christmas, holiday, holiday wish, i, mall, nostalgia, retro, shopping, want, wish

• We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

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  1 month ago

  burn, cd, humor, label, media, music, nostalgia, record, record label, retro, running, technology, underground, used

• I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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  2 months ago

  bit, box, curiosity, found, home, home video, humor, i, label, mystery, nervous, nostalgia, retro, tape, torn, torn label, VHS, VHS tape, video

• Remember when the FBI would threaten you at the beginning of every VHS tape? That was pretty cool.

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  2 months ago

  beginning, cool, every, FBI, humor, nostalgia, pretty, remember, retro, security, security warning, tape, threat, threaten, VHS, warning

• In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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  2 months ago

  80s, drink, feeling, humor, nostalgia, retro, thirsty, waterbed, woke

• In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

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  3 months ago

  80s, divorce, documentary, family, film, humor, i, kid, kids, literally, pretty, retro, saw, shrink, shrink-ray, sure, technology, wife

• I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

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  5 months ago

  90s, accept, culture, decade, human, humor, i, just, need, nostalgia, peak, retro, specy, think

• Flip me over like a cassette tape, and play me again.

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  5 months ago

  again, cassette, cassette tape, flip, me, music, over, play, retro, tape

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