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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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"Ah, the 80s, where even your bed could quench your thirst! ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ Who needs to walk to the kitchen when you can just sip from your waterbed? Talk about convenience – and potential for a soggy morning! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ThrowbackThirsty"



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