Funny road safety quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

  Commentary:
  "Priorities: keeping fries safe since day one! 🚗🍟😄 #FoodOverFriends"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Some of you are out here driving like your turn signal’s free trial ended and you’re all out of blinks.

  Commentary:
  🚗💡 "Some of you are driving like your turn signal's on strike – maybe it demanded a higher blink rate?! 😂 Keep those blinks coming, they're not on a data plan! 🚦 #JustBlinkIt"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where a car's turn signal actually works, and pedestrians don't have to play a dangerous game of 'Guess which way this giant metal box is going next?' 🚗💡 Talk about a pedestrian-friendly upgrade! Now if only we could get the drivers to use that magical blinky light consistently… 😅"

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