I see from the back of your car that you have found Jesus, but not your turn signal. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like Jesus took the wheel, but the turn signal got left behind! πππ Related funny posts π€ Some of you are out here driving like your turn signalβs free trial ended and youβre all out of blinks. Jesus Christ. I haven’t seen a meltdown like that since Chernobyl. Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same. One thing that could really βlevel-upβ the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction. I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.