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Caught my son chewing on electrical wires. So, I grounded him. He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.

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Sometimes when I’m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

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If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

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Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.