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Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

I’m tired of adding ‘LOL’ to the end of my texts for sensitive people.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Can’t, too busy deleting screenshots of my lock screen.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Girl who is still crazy: I was crazy back then.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has shared:

I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here hating myself more.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

If anime hair were real, there would be so much color dysmorphia. Like, imagine getting brown. I would be so pissed.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Jan 2, 2026

3,266

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

Going viral on Threads:

Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

Just shared via Threads:

Unfollowing girls on Instagram as soon as they get a boyfriend is something I’ll never stop doing.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I miss you (the money I spent).

Broadcasted on TikTok:

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

Seen just now on TikTok:

So I just checked my bank account, and it looks like for Christmas I am getting everyone the thought that counts.

Just shared via Slack:

Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

Funny roses are red quotes

Funny roses are red quotes bring a hilarious twist to the classic love poem 🌹😂 Whether you want to make someone smile or add some cheeky humor to your day, these clever lines are perfect for sharing 💌✨ Ready to laugh out loud and brighten your feed? Let’s dive into the funniest roses are red moments that turn romance into a comedy show! 🎭🌟

New funny roses are red quotes 👇

Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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2 months ago

bed, boredom, dead, humor, humor quote, laziness, no plan, plan, plans, pretending, red, relaxation, roses, roses are red, staying, staying in bed
Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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2 months ago

food, humor, i, large, none, pizza, poem, red, relationship, roses, roses are red, sauce, snack, too
Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

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2 months ago

activity, air, fresh, fresh air, fun, fun activity, love, moonlight, poetry, pregnancy, red, romance, roses, roses are red, scare
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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2 months ago

annoyance, blue, chew, hate, humor, i, poem, red, roses, roses are red, sounds, violets
Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

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2 months ago

bee, bumble, buzz, humor, poetry, red, rhyme, rose, roses, roses are red, twist, wait, wordplay, yes
Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

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2 months ago

daisy, feelings, grumpy, humor, mood, poetry, red, roses, roses are red, tight, too, underwear, white
Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

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2 months ago

bed, going, humor, poetry, red, relaxation, roses, roses are red, sleep
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

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2 months ago

disappointment, humor, parents, poetry, red, relationship, roses, roses are red, violets
Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

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2 months ago

expectation, flowers, gardening, humor, i, just, nature, poetry, red, romance, romantic, roses, roses are red, something, surprise
Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

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2 months ago

absurdity, Dave, humor, microwave, name, poetry, randomness, red, roses, roses are red, sense

All funny roses are red quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The PhD student is someone who foregoes their current happiness in order to forego future happiness.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Nobody rots in bed like I do.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No Botox. I need to furrow my brow when people say dumb things.

61 shares on WeChat this month:

Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Why is there so much day left at the end of my energy?

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Leave me alone, man. I’m just living my life like a candle in the wind.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Ending my thesis paper with “but who cares what I think?”

24 folks are currently checking 👀

If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all: I watched Rebel Moon 2 and the Netflix app worked well. Showed me the entire movie. In color.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,442

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Within a week, we’ve had a major jewel heist, a mafia-involved poker ring, and sports gambling corruption. We’re living in the 1920s.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I’d just laugh and search with them.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Told someone I’m as “single as a pringle and as neato as a dorito” and they blocked me immediately.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Messenger:

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Right before rock bottom, you’ll have a city builder game on your phone.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m an adult. I can do whatever I want. And yet, here I am just doing laundry, eating salads, taking antidepressants, flossing my teeth, and going on little walks. Like an IDIOT.

Broadcasted on X:

If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

Just shared via Instagram:

Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

Trending via Pinterest:

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

Just landed via Twitch:

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

Going viral on Reddit:

I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

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