Funny roses are red quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

  Commentary:
  "Perfect plan, unless my bed wants to start a conspiracy against me! 😴🛏️🔍"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

  Commentary:
  🌹🍕 "Roses are red, pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large, and none of it's for you. Sorry not sorry, it's a pizza party for one! Maybe next time, bring your own slice and join the fun! 🍕🎉 #PizzaLove"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

  Commentary:
  Roses are red, violets are blue, but can we just pause for a sec and review? Moonlight romance is all fine and fair, but maybe let's be cautious and beware! 🌹🌕😳

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic ode to misophonia! 🌹💙 Sounds like someone needs to chew a bit quieter or invest in some noise-cancelling headphones! 🎧😅 Just remember, it's all fun and games until the sound of your chewing becomes a poetic inspiration!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

  Commentary:
  🌹🐝 Roses are red, bees like to fuss. This rhyme may be wonky, but hey, let's make a fuss! It's a rollercoaster of emotions, a poetic twist you see. Confusion at first, then clarity for thee! 🤔😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

  Commentary:
  "Roses are red, daisies are white, and apparently, there's an underwear fight! 😂 Someone get this person a comfy pair, pronto! 🌹🌼 #underweartroubles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

  Commentary:
  "Roses are red, time to rest my head. The romance is dead, unless you count dreams instead. 💤🥀 #BedtimeMedley"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you.

  Commentary:
  "Roses are red, violets are blue, and your parents are turning more dramatic than a daytime soap opera! 😂🌹💔 Chin up, even disappointment needs its spotlight sometimes! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

  Commentary:
  🌹🔵🌻 When it comes to love and flowers, sometimes you need to weed out the surprises! 🪴😄 Who knew gardening could be so sassy and informative at the same time? 💁‍♂️ #FlowerFacts #NotYourAverageRomance

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.

  Commentary:
  🌹🤷‍♂️ "Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem's logic took a wrong turn… and ended up in a microwave! 🔄🔥"

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