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Mar 26, 2026

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Funny text about love and pizza, with playful, cheeky humor.

Commentary:
🌹🍕 "Roses are red, pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large, and none of it's for you. Sorry not sorry, it's a pizza party for one! Maybe next time, bring your own slice and join the fun! 🍕🎉 #PizzaLove"

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Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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