Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Commentary:
πŸŒΉπŸ• "Roses are red, pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large, and none of it's for you. Sorry not sorry, it's a pizza party for one! Maybe next time, bring your own slice and join the fun! πŸ•πŸŽ‰ #PizzaLove"