Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Perfect plan, unless my bed wants to start a conspiracy against me! π΄ποΈπ" Related funny posts π€ Roses are red. I’m going to bed. Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors. Are you ever so happy to be in bed, you wish you could be even more in bed than you already are? I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense. Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.