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Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

Commentary:
"Perfect plan, unless my bed wants to start a conspiracy against me! 😴🛏️🔍"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, boredom, dead, humor, humor quote, laziness, no plan, plan, plans, pretending, red, relaxation, roses, roses are red, staying, staying in bed on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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