Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave. Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🌹🤷♂️ "Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem's logic took a wrong turn… and ended up in a microwave! 🔄🔥" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you. Roses are red. I’m going to bed. Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew. Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.