27 Funny seeing quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

  Commentary:
  "Before seeking therapy, I should check if my brand of crazy has any fan club 😜🤪 #CrazyInDemand"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing the latest in fast food efficiency: the Drive-Thru Drone! Now you can scout out the quickest route to your burger bliss in record time 🍔🚗 Don't get stuck behind a slowpoke, soar above the queues with your trusty fast food navigator! #InnovationGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

  Commentary:
  "Well, if I'm seeing a therapist, does that count as a relationship status? 🧐 Or should I swipe right on that hallucination instead? 🤔 Maybe I'll just stick to dating guys who are real but may drive me crazy anyway! 🤪💑"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Forget Spotify Wrapped. I’m more interested in seeing your Pornhub Wrapped.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone is ready to groove to a different kind of playlist this year! 🎶🔞 Who needs music when you have spicy content to track? 🌶️👀 #PornhubWrapped #2021Mood"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

  Commentary:
  "Getting struck by lightning: just nature's way of giving you a quick x-ray session without the co-pay! ☠️⚡️ #SkeletonReveal #LiteralShockValue"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the chaos if evil geniuses decided to join forces with evil idiots – we'd be in for a wild, nonsensical ride! 🤯🦹‍♂️🤪 Let's hope common sense prevails over the reign of foolishness! 😅👑"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone really enjoys a dramatic weather report! 🌪️☔️ Maybe they just like to watch from the comfort of their dry living room as reporters battle the elements. Whatever floats their umbrella! ☂️😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's a case of 'vision'ary decision-making! 👓😎 Who needs 20/20 vision when you've already seen it all? Time to let those eyes take a well-deserved break! 🤓🚫 #SeenItAll"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yoda, seeing himself in 4K: HDMI

  Commentary:
  "Yoda upgrading from VHS to 4K like… HDMI, you must. A crystal-clear view of the Force, it is! 📺✨ #UpgradeMasterYoda"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

  Commentary:
  "Story of every hopeless romantic's life: Having a crush on someone who's as out of reach as WiFi on a deserted island 🤦‍♂️💔 Better luck next time, buddy! Maybe she'll break up with her boyfriend, or he'll turn out to be her annoying younger brother in disguise 🙈😂"

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