Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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Petition to lower the retirement age. I’m tired now.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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What was the main bloke called in Harry Potter?

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.