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She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

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Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

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The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

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Saying “shut up” before skipping the YouTube ad is literally necessary.

Freshly posted on Threads:

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

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Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

Making waves on Threads:

According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

Just landed via Messenger:

I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Just landed via WeChat:

I take offense when people don’t invite me to events l’d like to turn down.

Spotted on X:

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

Seen just now on X:

Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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Witty quote about a parent’s joy watching kids play peacefully and get along.

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Dude so boring, it’s like his personality swiped left on him.

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WhatsApp shouldn’t just display “seen”, but also “lies” and “also writes with other girls”!

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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

17 shares on TikTok this month:

My boyfriend moved in with me straight from Hotel Mama. In a way, I’m now a single parent.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

74 shares on Twitch this month:

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

33 shares on YouTube this month:

Another year? But the last one got such bad reviews.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

I like my women like I like my glasses: thick, transparent, and uneven.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

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have one of those big paintings with the eyeholes cut out, but I don’t have anyone to spy on, so I just watch TV through it.

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Just cleaned out my junk drawer if anyone needs a CD to reinstall Windows 95.

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I might be annoying, but at least my lock screen isn’t a selfie.

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A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

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Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

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Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I’m going to get some steel wool so I can crochet myself a new car.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WhatsApp:

I made you something special for Mother’s Day, my kid threatened.

Live now on Facebook:

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

Just shared via Instagram:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

Seen just now on Reddit:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Just shared via Twitch:

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

Making waves on Instagram:

Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

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