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Playful quote about dating a doctor with a humorous twist on ending things.

Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

Commentary:
"Well, they do say an apple a day keeps the doctor away… πŸŽπŸ˜… Looks like this relationship has a built-in exit strategy! Just make sure to save those apples for the right moment! πŸ˜‰"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apple, date, dating, doctor, eat, health, humor, joke, just, nice, pun, relationship, seeing, stop, thing on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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