Funny selfish quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.

  Commentary:
  "Someone's ready to launch their 'Trinket Holding Co.' 🎁💕 Just remember: labels are EVERYTHING. 📛😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the ultimate twist in spa history! The massage therapist becoming the massagee 🤣💆‍♂️ Who knew self-care could involve such a role reversal! #MassageTherapistGoals"

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