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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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"Oh, the ultimate twist in spa history! The massage therapist becoming the massagee 🤣💆‍♂️ Who knew self-care could involve such a role reversal! #MassageTherapistGoals"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, humor, ID, joke, massage, masseuse, minutes, okay, relaxation, selfish, terrible, turn on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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