Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives. Posted onMay 23, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah yes, selfish people: predictably unpredictable since forever! ๐๐ฎ Related funny posts ๐ค Iโm really good at compromising as long as I get my way. People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix. Blocking isnโt enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side. โBluetooth or Insane?โ is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public. My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.