I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish. Commentary:"Someone's ready to launch their 'Trinket Holding Co.' 🎁💕 Just remember: labels are EVERYTHING. 📛😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever? Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep. Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.” I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn. If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.
