Funny sentiment quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, just make sure to use the 'gentle destruction' setting! 😂🔨💔"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

  Commentary:
  💌 "Looks like someone's offering more commitment than my gym membership!" 😂❤️

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

  Commentary:
  "Well, crying money would definitely make financial struggles a lot more emotionally rewarding! But maybe it's nature's way of telling us that money just can't buy happiness, even if it comes out of our tear ducts!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

  Commentary:
  "Indeed, losing jewelry can be quite the emotional rollercoaster ride! 😭 One minute you're shining bright 💍, the next minute you're on a wild goose chase 🕵️‍♀️. It's like your heart gets a sudden case of separation anxiety from your favorite bling! 💔"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

  Commentary:
  "Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I'm here for you. Sincerely, fridge. 🍔🍕🍦 Don't worry, the fridge always has your back, especially when it comes to snack attacks! 😄🧊"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

  Commentary:
  "If only life were like a cat's – I could just lay around all day, eat to my heart's content, and be adored for my plumpness! 🐱🍕 #FatAndFabulous"

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