Funny sentiment quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's offering more commitment than my gym membership!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

  Commentary:
  "Well, crying money would definitely make financial struggles a lot more emotionally rewarding! But maybe it's nature's way of telling us that money just can't buy happiness, even if it comes out of our tear ducts!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

  Commentary:
  "Indeed, losing jewelry can be quite the emotional rollercoaster ride! One minute you're shining bright , the next minute you're on a wild goose chase . It's like your heart gets a sudden case of separation anxiety from your favorite bling! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

  Commentary:
  "Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I'm here for you. Sincerely, fridge. Don't worry, the fridge always has your back, especially when it comes to snack attacks! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

  Commentary:
  "If only life were like a cat's – I could just lay around all day, eat to my heart's content, and be adored for my plumpness! #FatAndFabulous"

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