Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value? Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sure, just make sure to use the 'gentle destruction' setting! 😂🔨💔" Related funny posts 🤝 Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand. I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own. The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you. Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings. I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.