Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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Two bros having a conversation in the 1700s like “omg, we should totally start a pamphlet”

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The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

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Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

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Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

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Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

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Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!