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"If only life were like a cat's – I could just lay around all day, eat to my heart's content, and be adored for my plumpness! 🐱🍕 #FatAndFabulous"

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25 shares on Threads this month:

Photos are cool because they are like now but for later.

43 shares on Discord this month:

Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

42 shares on Instagram this month:

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

21 shares on X this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

51 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

70 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I love men with a provider fetish.

52 shares on Twitch this month:

The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

Working on a laptop outside is an abysmal experience.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

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Being late to work should never be that serious. At least I came?

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Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ.

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If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

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Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

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Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

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I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.

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The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

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Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

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Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

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Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

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Grant me the supernatural ability to change the things I cannot accept.

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I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

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Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

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Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

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Telling men I have a boyfriend doesn’t chase them away anymore, so I’ve started telling them I have a child.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.

Back to the Future and chill?

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

Childbirth seems like an awful lot of work for an already saturated market.

Back to the Future and chill?

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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