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“If only life were like a cat’s – I could just lay around all day, eat to my heart’s content, and be adored for my plumpness! 🐱🍕 #FatAndFabulous”
I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.
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“Trying to keep up with introverts is like playing a real-life game of Clue: is it Professor Plum in the library with a book, or Miss Scarlet in the study with a cozy blanket? 🦸♂️💤 The mystery deepens when they resurface as Batman, ready to save the day (or just have a quiet night in).” -
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“Isn’t it funny how our brains are expert linguists in the language of confusion but struggle with the art of laughter? 🤔😂 Maybe we need a crash course in decoding those LOL moments! 🤣 #LostInTranslation”