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Kanye is pretty mean for someone with ‘yay’ in their name.

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.

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I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

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When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

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Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

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The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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I’ve just filed a restraining order against reality.

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I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

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Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

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No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

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Stretching isn’t enough, I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos.

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If history is repeating itself, when can I buy a pet dinosaur?

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The worst part of my grandfather’s dementia was slowly watching him forget about Dre.

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No one my age is single because they’re all unhappily married.

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I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

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Going “Omgg, that’s crazy,” every time my coworkers talk until it’s time to go home.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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My favorite part of adulting is borrowing money from myself and paying myself back.

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I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

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Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

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Winnie the Pooh had the right idea in this goddam heat. Crop top with his honey pot facing the world.

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I’m doing a terrific job of not getting anything done today.

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You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

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Remember, you don’t have to worry about being around annoying people in public if you never leave the house.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

I like how my fridge also hums when it’s trying to concentrate.

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I’m convinced the washing machine is a portal to another dimension for socks.

Reported on LinkedIn:

For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Making waves on Facebook:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

Making waves on TikTok:

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

Trending via Facebook:

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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