If you don’t have at least one white friend named β€œMatt”, then you are Matt.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic case of "If you can't find a Matt, you're the Matt" situation! πŸ€” It's like the universe's way of saying, "Hey, buddy, where's your Matt at?" πŸ˜… Just remember, if you find yourself surrounded by non-Matts, well, you might just have to embrace your inner Mattness! πŸ§‘πŸ»β€πŸ’Ό #MattMystery