Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why do I feel like that rat has its life more together than I do? 🍕🐀🏆 Related funny posts 🤝 Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat. I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one. Due to financial reasons, I will now be performing photosynthesis. Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire. Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.