83 Funny song quotes — Wordgag ツ

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Jan 28, 2025

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

Jan 27, 2025

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

Jan 27, 2025

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Jan 26, 2025

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

Jan 26, 2025

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

Jan 26, 20252 months ago

“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

Jan 26, 2025

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Jan 25, 2025

All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

Jan 25, 2025

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Jan 25, 2025

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Jan 25, 2025

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Jan 24, 2025

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

Jan 24, 2025

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

Jan 23, 2025

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

Jan 23, 2025

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

Jan 22, 2025

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

Jan 22, 2025

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

Jan 21, 2025

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

Jan 21, 2025

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Jan 21, 2025