107 funny song quotes - Wordgag

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

May 30, 2026

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

May 30, 2026

A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.

May 30, 2026

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

May 30, 2026

My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.

May 30, 2026

I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

May 30, 2026

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

May 30, 2026

We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.

May 30, 2026

I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.

May 30, 2026

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

May 30, 2026

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

May 30, 2026

Nobody makes songs about shawty anymore. Where is she?

May 29, 2026

I am a firm believer that singing ‘Slide Away’ at the top of your lungs changes you as a person.

May 29, 2026

It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

May 29, 2026

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

May 29, 2026

As a kid, I didn’t understand the subtext of ‘I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus’ at all. I thought Mommy was cheating.

May 29, 2026

You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

May 29, 2026

All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

May 29, 2026

Adulthood is just saying “it is what it is,” and then crying in your car to a song from 2012.

May 29, 2026

There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

May 28, 2026

I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

May 28, 2026

If A-B-C-D didn’t take their sweet time in the alphabet song, LMNOP wouldn’t have to sprint every time.

May 28, 2026

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

May 28, 2026

In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

May 28, 2026

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

May 28, 2026

Shazam-ing a song in public feels the same as taking out a big hammer and bonking yourself on the head.

May 28, 2026

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

May 28, 2026

When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

May 28, 2026

How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

May 28, 2026

If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

May 28, 2026

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

May 28, 2026

I want to live in a world where TV sitcoms have catchy theme songs again.

May 28, 2026

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

May 28, 2026

Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?

May 28, 2026

The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

May 27, 2026

I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

May 27, 2026

I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

May 27, 2026

The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

May 27, 2026

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

May 27, 2026

“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

May 27, 2026