107 funny song quotes - Wordgag

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

May 26, 2026

Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

May 26, 2026

What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

May 26, 2026

Babymaking music but it’s the Benny Hill theme song.

May 26, 2026

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

May 25, 2026

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

May 25, 2026

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

May 25, 2026

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

May 25, 2026

I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

May 25, 2026

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

May 25, 2026

Requesting the Pink Panther theme song at karaoke and just standing on the stage motionless the entire time.

May 25, 2026

I probably think this song is about me.

May 25, 2026

Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

May 25, 2026

What’s your favorite song about a white boy playing funky music?

May 24, 2026

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

May 24, 2026

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

May 24, 2026

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

May 24, 2026

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

May 24, 2026

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

May 24, 2026

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

May 24, 2026

I like riding by myself so I can replay 1 song 111 times with no complaints.

May 24, 2026

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

May 24, 2026

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

May 24, 2026

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

May 24, 2026

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

May 23, 2026

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.

May 23, 2026

Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

May 23, 2026

Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

May 23, 2026

Spice up your anxiety attack by playing the Jaws theme song.

May 23, 2026

“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

May 23, 2026

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

May 23, 2026

All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

May 22, 2026

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

May 22, 2026

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

May 22, 2026

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

May 22, 2026

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

May 22, 2026

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

May 22, 2026

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

May 21, 2026

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

May 21, 2026

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

May 21, 2026