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"If I were a song, I'd be the one stuck in your head all day! 🎵😄"
108 Funny song quotes
Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.
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Rolling through the suburbs looking tougher than a grocery list on a Monday morning 😎🚗🛒✨
Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.
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Sounds like a singles retreat with extra steps! 🍹🌧️😆
A song that hits so hard it makes you want a cigarette.
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When a song hits so hard you need a helmet instead of headphones! 🎧🤯😂
My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.
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Still trying to figure out why I’m standing in the garage singing Spice Girls songs at full volume. 🎤🕺🔧
My red flag is that I don’t make playlists on Spotify. I just add every song I’ve ever liked to the ‘Liked Songs’ playlist and shuffle that, like an iPod.
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🚩 Who needs playlists when you can have the musical equivalent of a surprise party every time you hit shuffle? 🎶🤷♂️🎉
I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.
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When my mom's yelling becomes part of the soundtrack, you know it's a hit! 🎶😂📣
Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.
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I've spent my whole life searching for such a moving tune! 🎤🕺😂
We don’t get a song of the summer this year because we were bad.
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Guess it's back to playing air accordion in silence all season long 🎶🙉😂
I am listening to Pharrell Williams’ smash hit song “Happy,” and understanding for the first time that it was truly intended to distress.
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Well, now Pharrell owes me an explanation for turning my frown upside-downside! 🎶😅