107 funny song quotes - Page 3 - Wordgag

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

May 22, 2026

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

May 22, 2026

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

May 22, 2026

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

May 22, 2026

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

May 22, 2026

My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!”

May 21, 2026

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

May 21, 2026

‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.

May 21, 2026

So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

May 20, 2026

If Spotify has taught me anything, it’s that I don’t know the correct lyrics to any of my favorite songs.

May 20, 2026

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

May 20, 2026

My favorite pirate song is “Aye of the Tiger”

May 20, 2026

Lawyers should get walk-up songs in court like how wrestlers do.

May 20, 2026

You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

May 20, 2026

Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

May 20, 2026

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

May 19, 2026

Taylor Swift should write a song about when your sleeves keep rolling down every time you wash the dishes.

May 19, 2026

Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

May 19, 2026

That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

May 19, 2026

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

May 19, 2026

I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

May 19, 2026

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

May 19, 2026

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

May 19, 2026

When someone yells stop, I don’t know if it’s in the name of love, it’s hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen.

May 19, 2026

I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

May 19, 2026

Liking a song isn’t enough, I need to be able to call the artist and tell them they did a great job.

May 19, 2026

Notice how Lorde has a song called “Tennis Court” and not “Pickleball Court”? Tired of y’all pushing that fake sport.

May 19, 2026