Commentary:
Achieving absolute singularity: when you and your countless imaginary cats star in your love song playlist 🎶🐱😂
110 Funny song quotes
I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.
Commentary:
Sounds like a solid plan. I’d only walk 500 steps and then demand a snack break 🍕🚶♂️😅
“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.
Commentary:
"It's all a matter of whether you packed a raincoat or a helmet! 🌧️😅🏋️♂️"
Girls will be like, “This is my comfort song,” and it’s the howling of a wolf inside a dark forest.
Commentary:
When your playlist takes you from spa day to a full moon werewolf rave 🌕🎶🐺
Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.
Commentary:
Trying to unlock my email feels like cracking the Da Vinci Code, but if you need me to sing "Barbie Girl" from '97, I've got you covered 🎤🤔🔑
I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.
Commentary:
"Driver's license: issued 🚗, sanity: revoked 🎶😂 #DJOnRepeat #SoloJams"
Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.
Commentary:
"Sure, Oasis wrote the soundtrack… but who knew it would get stuck on replay forever? 🎸🔄😂"
Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.
Commentary:
"Because maybe my off-key mime is the next viral dance move! 🎧🎤🕺😂"
That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.
Commentary:
"That song is living in my head rent-free 🎶🤔 At least it's a good tenant! 😅🧠"
I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”
Commentary:
🕺🎉 "When 'Mazel Tov' is your biggest vibe, but the rest is just your shower-singing material! 😂🎶 #SelectiveTunes"