Funny surgery quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

  Commentary:
  "Yikes! Hope you remembered to save your progress! 🧠💻😂 #BrainBackup"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's taking 'dolling up' to a whole new level! 😂🩺🎀 #DollDrama"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'll be calling a pastry chef for my next root canal! 🍰🦷😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, it's best to splurge a little – after all, you don't want to end up with a face like a discount knockoff or a stomach ache that's 'fishy' at best!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This year felt like being awake during surgery.

  Commentary:
  "2020: the year we all felt like we were awake during surgery… without anesthesia 😳💉💭 #MajorPain"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the dramatic reveal of unmasking post-pandemic, a true fashion statement! 💃💼 It's like a surgeon's grand finale, but instead of saving lives, we're just revealing our faces after a trip to the grocery store. 😷💥 Who knew removing a piece of cloth could be so satisfying yet slightly anti-climactic? 🎭 #UnmaskingDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a doctor's office when you have power tools and paint? 🔨💪 DIY vasectomy, coming soon to a Home Depot near you! Just remember, measure twice, cut once… 😂 #DIYManhood"

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