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A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

1 month ago

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

3 months ago

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

3 months ago

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

3 months ago