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Funny surgery quotes bring a dose of laughter to the operating room and beyond πŸ₯πŸ˜‚ Whether you’re prepping for a procedure or just love a good medical chuckle, these witty sayings lighten the mood and remind us that humor is the best medicine πŸ’‰πŸ˜„ Get ready to smile, giggle, and maybe even snort as we dive into some hilarious surgical wisdom! 🎭🩺

Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It was a complicated 17-hour surgery, but they finally managed to separate the art from the artist.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Posted onMar 17, 2025

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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