Funny surgery quotes

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

Funny Quotes 2 weeks ago

One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

Funny Quotes 2 weeks ago

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

Funny Quotes 3 weeks ago

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Funny Quotes 4 weeks ago