Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

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I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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The worst thing about having children is the parents of the other children.

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I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

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How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

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I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

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Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

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Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

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I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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Anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “yeah, but not to you”.