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I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

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My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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It’s this time again when you have to choose between coffee and mulled wine in the morning.

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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Long sandwiches should have suitcase handles.

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Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.