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Home is where you trust the toilet seat.

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

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I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

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Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

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My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

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Sex is cool but have you ever had a king size bed all to yourself.

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Notifications are a reminder that you exist.

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How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

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That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

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Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

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Not sure if “life hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

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I used to be so graceful, now I am like a puppy with a box stuck on her head.

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People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

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Funny t-shirt quotes are the perfect way to wear your humor loud and proud 😄👕 Whether you want to spark laughs, break the ice, or just keep things lighthearted, these witty sayings turn any outfit into a conversation starter 🎉✨ Ready to upgrade your wardrobe with some chuckle-worthy style? Let’s dive into the funniest vibes you can rock every day! 😂🔥

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Share →: I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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"When 'fitted' shirts feel like a hug from a boa constrictor.😂👕🐍"
6 months ago
Share →: As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

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🧹 Ah, the classic dilemma of decluttering: saying goodbye to all those freebies you were so convinced you absolutely needed at the time! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew those event giveaways would multiply faster than bunnies in spring? 🐰 Pro tip: before you know it, they'll multiply totes, shirts, and all! 🛍️ Letting go is tough, but a tidier room is totally worth it! 🌟 #
6 months ago
Share →: Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

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"Finally, someone asking the real questions! 🤔🌯 Forget t-shirts, burritos are the real crowd pleasers! 🌯💥 Who wouldn't want to catch a delicious burrito flying at them? 🌯🚀 Time to revolutionize the halftime show with some savory snacks! 🎉😂"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Commentary:
"Imagine the inventor of the cannon probably thought they'd go down in history for their 'explosive' invention, only to see cannons now firing out adorable t-shirts 🎉👕 Talk about a major wardrobe upgrade! #FromBoomToBloom"

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I’m officially at the age where I’m not upgrading my phone until it stops working.

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They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

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I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

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Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them.

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A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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If your boyfriend insists he rolls everywhere because it’s ‘faster than walking’, you may be dating a gamer.

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You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

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I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

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Bored as hell. Anyone want to emotionally manipulate each other?

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

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No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

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I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

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Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

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Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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Whoever is writing my Rom-Com, can you maybe, I don’t know, START IT?

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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Nothing more dangerous than an ignorant man who thinks he is a genius.

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