Funny t-shirt quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

  Commentary:
  "When 'fitted' shirts feel like a hug from a boa constrictor.😂👕🐍"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

  Commentary:
  🧹 Ah, the classic dilemma of decluttering: saying goodbye to all those freebies you were so convinced you absolutely needed at the time! 🤦‍♂️ Who knew those event giveaways would multiply faster than bunnies in spring? 🐰 Pro tip: before you know it, they'll multiply totes, shirts, and all! 🛍️ Letting go is tough, but a tidier room is totally worth it! 🌟 #

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why aren’t we using these t-shirt cannons for burritos?

  Commentary:
  "Finally, someone asking the real questions! 🤔🌯 Forget t-shirts, burritos are the real crowd pleasers! 🌯💥 Who wouldn't want to catch a delicious burrito flying at them? 🌯🚀 Time to revolutionize the halftime show with some savory snacks! 🎉😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the inventor of the cannon probably thought they'd go down in history for their 'explosive' invention, only to see cannons now firing out adorable t-shirts 🎉👕 Talk about a major wardrobe upgrade! #FromBoomToBloom"

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