Iβve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When 'fitted' shirts feel like a hug from a boa constrictor.πππ" Related funny posts π€ Everybody loves that comfort food until you end up with that comfort body. I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that theyβre mostly about t-shirts now. Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.” Hugging helps break the tension with strangers in elevators. As Iβm cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually donβt need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.