15 Funny term quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the ultimate game of intergalactic telephone! 📞👽 'Xenomorph' was just too formal for startle-and-scream introductions! 😂🚀"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

  Commentary:
  "Without earphones on a long journey, it's like I'm in the prison of my own thoughts! 🎧🚫🛤️ #EarphoneOrBust"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

  Commentary:
  "If being ignored were an Olympic sport, you'd definitely win the gold medal! Maybe we should start calling you 'Terms and Conditions' – at least that way people might actually read your messages!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

  Commentary:
  Looks like whoever coined the term "coined the term" really, really loved coining terms! 🤯🪙 Talk about putting the "coin" in "coined"! 🤑 #Coinception

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  5 months ago

  Share →: All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

  Commentary:
  "Oh dear short term memory loss, the ultimate guardian of passwords! 🤷‍♂️💻 Who needs a hacker when you have your own brain to keep your secrets safely hidden? Just make sure to write them down on sticky notes… or not! 🙈🔐 #PasswordProtectionLevelExpert"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mystical incantations of legal jargon! 🧙‍♂️✨ It's like lawyers are wizards casting spells with words instead of wands. 🪄 "Hear ye, hear ye, by the power vested in these terms and conditions!" 📜💼 Don't be fooled by the smoke and mirrors of legalese – it's all just wordy wizardry in a three-piece suit! 👔🔮

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  6 months ago

  Share →: No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like America finally realized it needs to work on self-love before jumping back into a relationship with a president 🇺🇸💔 Who needs political drama when you can focus on improving yourself, right? #SingleAndThriving"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a drug mule when you can have a majestic drug unicorn prancing through the underground world like a sparkly harbinger of illegal substances? 🌈🦄 Just imagine the glittery trail it leaves behind as it delivers its magical payloads. Move over, mules, it's all about the fabulous unicorns now!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a sunroof when you can have a sunwoof instead? 🐶☀️ Perfect for those four-legged passengers who just want to feel the wind in their fur! Just make sure they don't get too carried away and start giving driving directions. 😄🚗"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

  Commentary:
  Seems like this employee was just thinking ahead to accommodate all preferences, even in the afterlife! 😂🔥⚰️ Who knew that in the funeral business, it's all about the final smoking vs. non-smoking section! #RestInPeaceOrInAshes

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