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I like that linguists chose the term ‘loan words,’ implying that one day we’ll get them back.

Feb 3, 2026

New term for people with jobs: emploids.

Feb 3, 2026

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

Feb 2, 2026

Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

Feb 1, 2026

I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

Jan 31, 2026

Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

Jan 31, 2026

I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Jan 30, 2026

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

Jan 30, 2026

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

Jan 29, 2026

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Jan 29, 2026

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Jan 28, 2026

I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

Jan 28, 2026

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Jan 23, 2026

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

Jan 22, 2026Feb 25, 2026

The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

Jan 22, 2026

Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

Jan 22, 2026

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Jan 22, 2026

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Jan 21, 2026

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Jan 20, 2026

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Jan 19, 2026

“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.

Jan 18, 2026