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13 Funny term quotes

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025
All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Just as "magic spells" use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025
A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025
I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025
Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

Apparently the term for migraine-sufferer is ‘migraneur.’ Nice getting recognition as a kind of artisan of suffering.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025