19 Funny term quotes

• After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

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• Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.

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• I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

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  alien, call, culture, humor, humorist, i, joke, movie, movie joke, parody, pop, pop culture, sci-fi, term, xenomorph

• Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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  confinement, distance, earphone, earphones, entertainment, feels, frustration, jail, journey, long distance, long journey, noise, serving, silence, term, travel, travel frustration

• I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

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  condition, humor, ignore, joke, name, relationship, sarcasm, term, terms

• Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

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  coined, humor, repetition, term, wordplay

• All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

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  forgetfulness, humor, loss, memory, password, passwords, protection, security, short, technology, term

• Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

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  authority, convoluted, convoluted language, just, language, legalese, magic, magic spell, power, rhyme, sense, signal, special, spell, spells, term, terms

• No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

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• I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

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  absurdity, care, creativity, drug, drug mule, drug unicorn, humor, i, imagination, mule, slang, term, unicorn, wordplay

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