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I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

Humorous text about changing the term drug mule to drug unicorn, playful and witty.

Commentary:
"Who needs a drug mule when you can have a majestic drug unicorn prancing through the underground world like a sparkly harbinger of illegal substances? 🌈🦄 Just imagine the glittery trail it leaves behind as it delivers its magical payloads. Move over, mules, it's all about the fabulous unicorns now!"


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